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Once upon a time...
Well, the word is that Pedro had not made a good treat
His face was too ugly and the shark could not eat.
And Pedro's breath which was stinky and reeked of the drink
Had caused that poor shark to retch and to sink!
SO Pedro had dragged himself back to the shore,
Had shook himself off, and had drank more and more.
Then he stumbled and beltched and fell asleep by a tree
But not before writing "Pedro was here" with some glee.
But then as he slept, under the hot steamy sun
A large lizard seized him and started to run!
He was carried thru sand and thru dirt and thru sh*t
And when he awoke he went into a fit!
He couldnt believe it, it must be a dream!
He opened his mouth and he started to scream!
But alas, this was it, There was not much to do,
For his new home was now in a mountain of poo.Over 4 months AF :h
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Meanwhile the muffins in their cabin of fun
Were freezing while Allie was out in the sun.
"Let's get in the bus and let's get on our way!"
Jen yelled, and the muffins all shouted "hooray!"
(yes, I know there is a lot of cheering in this story - get off my back)
So the muffins all piled - once again - in their bus
And they got themselves going with minimal fuss
"On to see Allie!!" screamed Lusc with a grin
And the muffins flew off to commit innocent sin!Over 4 months AF :h
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:h :h :h :h
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The bus soared higher and higher and higher
Till, so close to the sun, it's wheels set on fire.
It looked like a comet as it flew through the sky.
But Waves saved the day by starting to cry ( Again! )
She was joined by some others who found it quite easy
And the flames soon went out but Allie felt queasy.
But Jen was herself and started to cheer (again again again)
Hoorah for the wise ones who save us on here. ( again and again)
Where shall we go now asked Lusch with a grin.
We still haven't committed that "innocent sin!"Enough is enough
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I have an idea for innocent sin
Open the door and please let me in.
I have an idea shouted someone
Lets spend all our money on presents and fun
So Waves spent a cool 30.000 on a new ebony easel with gold inlay for Dilayne.Enough is enough
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When Allie returned from her trip in the sun
She showed all the muffins her pics of her fun
Though Pedro was gone, the muffins held breaths
As Allie showed them the marks that he left!!
(LOL! Thanks Allie for the pics - I hope you dont mind I shared this one - I couldnt resist adding this to the story!! By the way guys - her pics are gorgeous - and our Allie - is GORGEOUS TOO!!!!! Wow. Allie - you are even more beautiful than I pictured) Attached files [img]/converted_files/145114=86-attachment.jpg[/img]
Over 4 months AF :h
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Yes, Allie came back from from her island paradise,
And although Pedro is kinda cute, I would never look twice!
Actually I caught a picture of him on my camera phone... if I can just figure out how to post it I will!!
LOL...What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....
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Once upon a time...
SO all of the muffins were back together
to laugh and to sing and to enjoy the weather
The crisp of the fall was changing the leaves
The lovely muffins had rolled down their sleeves
But that didnt stop them from having their fun
Oh, no, their adventures had hardly begun!
"Hi ho!" yelled Jen with a pirate's grin
(dont ask, I dont know)
Where shall we go on our next little sin?Over 4 months AF :h
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LMAO at you Jenneh!!! Really hard!!!!
So Lush got together with the other muffs
to figure out why Jen was in such distress
They finally concluded it was that evil time
Known to most of us as PMS
They gathered together and a group hug they had
hoping to dear God she would stop being mad
There, there, hon, it is all up to you
Whatever you want, that's what we will do
So the ball's in your court
do please tell
where you would like to go?
or would you like me to go to hell?I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me
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