Once upon a time...

[mojomuppet]

Once upon a time...

oh....e not a job who heard of such a thing.....i will gladly pawn my ring.to buy you food and maybe wine.dont worry yourself we will all be fine.oh and maxamus..im glad you decide to join the rest of us.

[Mackeral]

Once upon a time...

Soaring at speed,through the clear blue yonder.
Mojo and Lush, started to ponder.
What would it take, to quell E's hunger.
As the bus started to tip, and plummet asunder.

" Hockay Hockay "...." Leave it to me"
Slurred Pedro from behind his bottle of wisky.
" I must save the bus, or i'll get the sack"
But Lucky was fuming, and pecked off his QUACK

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

muffin ale and muffin jail....

As Pedro became loud and quite jolly from drink,
E was now sick and grasping the sink.
In a panic frightened Allie cried "What will we do?"
And Lucky quacked at Pedro, "No more drinky for you!"
Then she grabbed the controls of the bus would you know,
Saying, "I know how to fly this as well as a pro."
While gaining control of this air bus disaster,
she tossed the whiskey to Lush and said "Hide this from Mackster!"
But Allie caught it mid-air before Lush could blink
And told all the muffins, "We will share this fine drink!"
"We're moderating dear muffins, so we'll split this fine ale,
Pedro cannot hog it or we'll throw him in big muffin jail!"
E now emerged from the bathroom all pale... "saying what did I hear about a muffin jail?"

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

Pedro

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[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Ah Pedro!!

LOL!!!!! Pedro is scary lookin!!! Good job Rachele!! I actually had to close my door at work I was laughing so hard!
Thank you thank you THANK YOU for that!:H :H :H

[Mackeral]

Once upon a time...

Yep....Thats Pedro alright.....He's even got his green Ireland football top on.....

[Hundi]

Once upon a time...

I knew my ex husband was using a false name! Pedro indeed!He is the Muffin Man!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

And WHAT = pray tell - is that lump that is bulging from his HEAD!? LOL!

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

I've heard he prefers you to call it his "knowledge node"

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

:H I nearly just fell off my chair :H
Knowledge node my a**! :H

[mojomuppet]

Once upon a time...

i think hundi took a swing at him myself!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

With a groan and a swoon and a fall to his knees
Poor Pedro was down and the muffins were pleased
For Hundi had swung at that great drunken luss
and the Muffins had regained control of their bus.
"Onward we go!" yelled Jenneh with glee
AS one of the muffins was standing and peed

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Not to distract from the story, Jen, but I just peed as well from laughing and I was not standing up.

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

:H

[Hundi]

Once upon a time...

But then one of the muffin tops discovered it was not her muffin top at all but an immaculate conception.....


Could it have been Pedro? Did I not hit him hard enough ladies? Come on fess up!



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