Once upon a time...

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Wow, this is one great story!
Mike (Fan) you ROCK!!!!!

[Mary Anne]

Once upon a time...

Want to go with you!

Where on earth is this bus going? Maybe I didn't read back far enough, but I wanna go too!!

Funny stuff!! I get it, write some rhymes??!! I will try later...........

Mary Anne:h

[Bookish]

Once upon a time...

The Muffins were shopping with money to spend,
Some for Christmas presents, Hanukah and some just for sin!

For Christmas presents, oh no it’s much too early that,
Buying Christmas goodies now will make us all fat!

So let’s spend on sin shouted all of the crew,
And they combined all their money to each buy a night with Tom Cruise!

But the guys felt left out, they didn’t like that Tom Cruise,
So they blew their wad on a day with Swedish Girls Volleyball crew!

Now there’s no money left for jolly and fun,
But everyone’s smiling and ready to roll on!

[Saint Jude]

Once upon a time...

Ready to roll... to the magical healing hot springs in the mts... where they need no money! Since they're broke...But who cares!
So... off to the Mts they go...

And of course, size doen't matter!....


unless you're gonna F*** EM!!:H

[Bookish]

Once upon a time...

:thumbs: :H :H :H

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

I am sorry to share this news
But I am not a fan of Tom Cruise
I don't find it funny
You wasted our money
but I guess it was better than booze

We must find a way to start earning some bucks
so what do you suggest that we do?
since you all squandered our money
which I still am finding not funny
I will leave this chore up to you

[mojomuppet]

Once upon a time...

last time i pawned my ring
im outta this one!

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

Tomorrow is Kangas birthday, and he requested a cake,
That was full of some sheilas, so that we did bake!

They wanted to stop by his party to bid him good day,
and then board on the bus and be back on their way.

As they boarded the bus, Fan said, "you gals take a vote,
on this pooling the money on one single bloke!"

So Mojo and Lush, and of course St. Jude,
said, "We really need to agree on a really hot dude."

So with her two cents, Allie said, "Mr. Cruise is too inept,
We should reconsider, how about Johnney Depp?"

[Bookish]

Once upon a time...

Oh my, Mr Depp, now that is just grand,
I?d put my money in because I?m such a fan!

Sorry about Cruise, but he rhymed with crew,
I?ll get back our bucks, cause he really sucks!

Our bus is now rolling, to the mountains we go,
To hot springs that swirl and send vapors just so!

I sit and I worry on this bus with my peeps,
Is this Hot Springs full of Nudies?
Are the pools very deep!

Though I?m no Pam Anderson, I have a nice rack,
I really don?t want to show off my crack!

So someone please tell me, is this place for the French,
Or can a big-assed shy girl come for a rest!

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Perhaps you've forgotten we have no more cash
Because you blew it all on that pompous ass

Depp is okay, but still not great
Clooney would do more for my heart rate

Speaking of racks, of which I too have a nice one
I cannot go nude and expose them to the sun

I believe I have heard clothes are an option
and I cannot think of a word to rhyme with option

So do tell how you plan to get our bucks back
perhaps we could sell pics of our racks?

[mojomuppet]

Once upon a time...

well as some of you know this weekend im hanging with my gran
ive told her the story and now of the plan
she said she has laughed and its sounds quite complex
if you want both depp and clonney she will pitch in her rolex!
(no sh@t i read he the whole story i thought she was gonna pee herself)
"pliease keep on you tops my lovely muffins
if i catch you topless you will have no more stuffins"
love grandma jean:l

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Well, the muffins had offended their dear grandma jean
With their plan which was clearly a little obsene.
"So what shall we do for some money" Jen cried
As she jumped in the air and she performed the "slide"

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

And Lush said, this dance contest has me thinking
because I only think I can dance well when I have been drinking

Okay, so I may be the only who thinks I am dancing well
but drinking is what gets me out of my shell

Can I perhaps have a bottle of some special potion that is not wine
if I promise to not get out of line

I am wondering where Rachele is with her famous pics
have we gone too far, have we made you sick?

If so we will not talk any more about racks or cracks
and just try to get ourselves back on track.....

[mojomuppet]

Once upon a time...

grand jean says dancing is fine
as long as it includes no wine
also we cannot kill crusie
but to please leave him with a nice bruise!
( im staying here till next sunday folks its gonna be a long one. lol. she is a bit on about the fun part of this and very understanding about the rest she cant read it so she only hears what i tell her so no worries.)

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

So it is settled. A great dancing show.
We'll charge for tickets and will dance and will glow.
And Luschy will dance and Jen will ensure
That she has great fun when she dances with her.

The great Muffin man, bless his sweet Muffin soul
Will have to take turns, which might take its toll
All of these women, all of these dances,
Hopefully he's good with his spins and his prances....

(wow we could have some great pics right about now