Once upon a time...

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Hmmm...somehow our muffin story got sidetracked...well, no matter...

So the lovely muffins and their great Muffin man
Trained for their show and got a great band
They trained and they trained and sold tickets galore
They trained til they all collapsed on the floor!

Before very long they were graceful and smooth
And the muffins were becoming quite known for their "groove"
They were hired for events and were paid for their grace
And their beauty and style and their dresses of lace....

[Saint Jude]

Once upon a time...

Were it not for Mojo's Grandma....(but I'll bet she could make all of blush @ some story of hers...)


With all the Muffins being collapsed on the floor & covered in lace...Ahem....

[Mary Anne]

Once upon a time...

I didn't mean to be bad!

I just was talking about riding horses, you know.....cuz I do that so often.

One of the ladies covered in lace
ended up falling on her face
she was the best, but she was drunk
but she was hanging onto a hunk
(of a guy) :H

At least I can laugh at my stupidity, sorry grandma!

Ma

[Waves 2]

Once upon a time...

" How wonderful it is to be so rich once again
We have earned it so well to be sure,
Dancing has made us so slim and so trim
And quiet and calm and demure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

whispered Waves in lady-like fashion and waited for the...

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

curtain to open on the Price is Right Set with Bob Barker where the muffins had an opportunity to win even more Money and fabulous prizes!!!!!

(I have no idea where that came from, guys, but roll with it)

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Lusch got on stage with the first correct bid
And gave Bob a thrust with her hip
She screamed with surprise as she saw her next prize
A fabulous, wonderful trip!

As the muffins all stared and tried not to scream
And Lusc got all of the answers correct!
The muffins all hugged her and laughed with glee
They all had a trip to Quebec! (Canada, guys ....

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Thank you Jen for the geography lesson
as I guess you must think we are not bright
but I will let this one slide for the sake of the muffs
so we do not get into a fight

So onward we go to the land of Canucks
for adventures I cannot foresee
all I know is that if I have to go
I need to know where to pee

I will end this now because it is getting me nowhere
and my mind is a little bit fried
so, c'mon gang let's hear from you
Shout out all your muffin pride!!!!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Awww I was just teasin...

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

LMAO!!!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Up next on the stage with a mightily swirl
Was Jen with a leap and a smile and a twirl
Bob looked afraid, like he could not stand
But the next mighty prize was a beautiful van!

The muffins cheered and all clapped their hands
What else could be perfect for their travelling plans??
The name of the game was "Win this great prize"
And as the game then began the muffs closed their eyes....

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Hey, no fair deleting posts. Worried you got too political? C'mon it was funny......

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

HAHAHA ok ok I just thought it was TOO lame - what I said was - when I said the thing about "Quebec ( Canada guys)" - I was making fun of Canada mostly - because of the whole Canada-Quebec separatist thing...like, yeah....Quebec IS still Canada....which WAS funny to me at the time....but then seemed totally lame LOL!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

With a grin and a wink and a glance at the host
Jen ponders Mike's question of what she'd want to be most.....

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

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[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA MIKE!!!!! < --------
Good job Rachele!!! Hee hee hee hee!!!!

(yes, that IS me mocking you a little, Mike and acting childish
I have had lots of coffee - someone please tell me to get a life and put me out of my misery.
Thanks