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Someone, somewhere, must be brave enough to continue this one!!!!!! But it's not me.
Someone, somewhere, must be brave enough to continue this one!!!!!! But it's not me.
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The muffins were very impressed with this view
For it turned out that Pedro "had" not one, but two!
For Pedro, you see, was a distinct kind of man
Even despite his big node and silly farmer's tan!
"Impossible!" gasped the muffins, as they chuckled aloud,
And around our poor Pedro developed a crowd.
Pedro just blushed and shook his great node
Clicked his heels (ok mental image - sorry), spun around and ran down the road!
I really couldnt help myself. Sorry guys.Over 4 months AF :hComment
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Let?s not be whacking away at the node.
There are gentler ways of reducing the load.
Have folks not heard of Prozac?
Or seen Phyllis Diller pics?
Surely there exists a non surgical fix!* * *
Tracy
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LOL Jenneh!
Yours wasn't up when I started composing - it's better.
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Tracy
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A couple of hours away and I come back to this??!!! Naughty, naughty.....but damn funny stuff.I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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Now do you muffs understand my attraction to Pedro???!!!I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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Am i in the twilight zone...did somebody breath life into Pedro???I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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Goes to show now, doesn't it
You should never judge a book by its cover
because you never know what a man possesses
that makes him a good lover
So apologies I will accept from any and all
for thinking I was undiscerning
when I was really on the ball
Just for the record in case of an election
I would vote Pedro for President
Simply based on his double erectionI'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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OH Lusch - that is THE BEST! LMAO!!!!!!Over 4 months AF :hComment
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A double erection!
Please leave Pedro
laying unclothed and naked
for the muffins inspection:wow::h :h :h :hComment
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Now, as we all know,
Pedro has flair -
But with so many Muffins
A man needs a spareComment
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The girls very quickly got over their shock
and covered Pedro with two used up socks.
They then descended again on his node
And fashioned and pruned and lightened the load.
And when they were done with their makeover fun
They hummed and they hawed, pleased with what they had done
For Pedro now looked like a great movie star!
If only he'd not get hit by that car!!!!!!
See pedro below.
Attached files [img]/converted_files/155472=209-attachment.jpg[/img]Over 4 months AF :hComment
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Of course, it is true,
He has a pecker per foot,
But are they stacked one-on-one
or side-by-side put?
And if side-by-side,
there is a left and and a right.
Is there then one dominant,
a peck-handedness prominent?
If so, is the other then more permissive,
say something akin to a baton submissive?
So many mysteries,
Questions explode,
when Pedro's predicament involves more than one node.* * *
Tracy
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And I was worried about crossing the line!! :shocked: :H
P.S. Sorry, Fan, about the flattening...I'm glad to see you're back up and around!Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
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LOL
Wish that I could do poetry.....
Keep them coming i've not laughed so much in ages.
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