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[lushy]

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You are really a piece of work my dear Fan.......a piece of work.

[betty boop]

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Hi Fan

Thanks for your kind offer, but as you Know i'm really new to this, I didn't know what a muffin was, so now I need to know......... What is a baton????????

[TracyA]

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A baton is what a muffin man has ... Pedro has two batons.

[tumadre]

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Did any one notice the ad at the top of this page? Not sure if it's still there, so pasted:

Lush Cosmetics Reviews
Discover Lush & B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful at The Lushie Lounge
Lush Cosmetics and B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful Reviews -- The Lushie Lounge


Lush has her own lounge! We should go hang out there!

[lushy]

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Seriously? That is hysterical!!!! Actually Becca took pictures of the Lush Lounge in San Fran when she was there for her marathon. Must be the same place. I should make that my avatar, shouldn't I? Oh, it is too hard to see isn't it????

[lushy]

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Is this avatar promoting drinking too much? Please tell....

[tumadre]

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Lush (and y'all)-
Check the Lushie link out! It's a lotta fun...And it's not alcohol, it's fun girly stuff! It looks like it's in the UK?
tumadre

[Quiescent]

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Hey Lush.........check out member "dukedakota's" avatar

It looks really familiar!

[lushy]

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I want, I need my stripper back
but I hear that she offends
with her grinding and her pulsating
she really turns on the men

oh how I wish for just one day
I could have back my alter ego, the slut
because that person not only has a perfect rack
she also has no cellulite on her butt

instead I will try and be happy with me
with my muff and all its mush
because I am lucky to be on this ride with my muffs
which makes me one happy Lush!!!

[Waves 2]

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Stripping

Waves overheard Lush's request for a stripper
And began to rip the wallpaper from off the walls of the bus.

Soon the walls were bare and ready to paint.
A luscious colour had to be decided; one that suits all of us

And who will do the painting?
Perhaps the men with chests so bare ...

[Allie]

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...that's okay Fan...
After all, you're just a man.

So Allie decided in the stress of it all,
to throw a big party for her son's friends and all.

No alkie included, just egg nog and cider,
and Allie took pics, one intended to hide her.

So when Allie's quiet Saturday night with a nice glass of wine,
was disrupted with some teens, and all fit in their "prime"

Was disrupted with a call from her dear son's new cell,
"Mom?" Can I bring friends over? (Mom was ticked, can you tell?)

So I'm trying to post a picture of this sight,
Allie hiding amidst these teens on this night...

[Allie]

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Okay my dears, I tried to download,
The cool party pic, which was not meant to be showed.

Apparently the pic exceeds the 31 kilibites or so..
I wish I could explain, but I'm a blonde ya know.

Thanks by the way for the laughs from all of you,
I know its been hard losing sweet Kangaroo.

[Quiescent]

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Hey......the bus is back!

All aboard! Attached files [img]/converted_files/161445=75-attachment.jpg[/img]

[Waves 2]

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A 3 storey bus

Waves blinked and looked again
Was she seeing things?
Had this bus grown another storey
In the place of wings?

Waves jumped on and sat on the bottom
cos she's scared of heights
Soccermom and Lush began
putting up Christmas lights

( and we all know Lush's success with those!)

[Mackeral]

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Well for chistmas id like
For whoevers reading
Something to stop
My conkers from bleeding...

And Maybe a chair
Built by the russians
It would be 3 times as cheap
With 3 times the cushions

And can somebody please
cause i've been caught twice
invent me please
a nut saving device..

well enough of this now
I have gone too far
Cause my brains starting to ache
And you know where they are