So the elves got to work on Mack's custom made chair,
Complete with three cushions, for a mighty nice fare.
This chair had some "extras" that Mack's didnt request,
Yes, these elves over in Russia are simply the best!
In the springs of the cushions was a most unique invention,
A small freezer for the peas, and a massager for the tension!
Yes, this chair was the best -- the "Mack Daddy" of them all...
"Macks will love it! exclaimed the elves, And it might shrink his balls!"
But the best part about it was the installed remote control,
that dispensed ice cold beer when he got hard to console!
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