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    Once upon a time...

    So the elves got to work on Mack's custom made chair,
    Complete with three cushions, for a mighty nice fare.

    This chair had some "extras" that Mack's didnt request,
    Yes, these elves over in Russia are simply the best!

    In the springs of the cushions was a most unique invention,
    A small freezer for the peas, and a massager for the tension!

    Yes, this chair was the best -- the "Mack Daddy" of them all...
    "Macks will love it! exclaimed the elves, And it might shrink his balls!"

    But the best part about it was the installed remote control,
    that dispensed ice cold beer when he got hard to console!
    What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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      Once upon a time...


      I love Christmas stories!

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        Once upon a time...

        Ahhh Dilayne, I want that as my avatar. That is sooo cute.
        I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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          Once upon a time...

          Woah...Whatevers up there it's pretty stuck..
          I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
          One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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            Once upon a time...

            Macks and Allie - BRAVO!
            But, can you imagine a chair that dispensed beer?
            I would be in real trouble. LOL
            Over 4 months AF :h

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              Once upon a time...

              So what do we say, about a grand Christimas trip?
              We'll strap Macks to his chair where he can "get a grip".
              And off we can go to the sunniest of places
              With sunshine and ocean and smiles on our faces!

              "Come on muffins - all - and let's plan a new stint!"
              Screamed Jenneh with eyes holding a mischevious glint.
              "We have stood by our bus going nowhere for long!"
              "And please guys - no Pedro or his tight little thong!"

              So what shall we do? Come, let's make our plan!
              And the wonderful muffins smiled and joined hands.
              Come, life is too short, so let's choose our route!
              I love a good scandal and laughter to boot!
              Over 4 months AF :h

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                Once upon a time...

                And by the way, I caught Pedro trying to sneak onto the bus to join our new adventure...

                He has changed his look a bit...did anyone get his picture??
                Over 4 months AF :h

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                  Once upon a time...

                  oh come on Jenneh, can HE come, can HE come? :0)

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                    Once upon a time...

                    Back off ladies. I had him first.
                    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                      Once upon a time...

                      Oh my Pedro, look what you've done with your node:blush:
                      :h :h :h :h

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                        Once upon a time...

                        Well would you know it, Pedro is one of my bikers, so actually lush "I HAD HIM FIRST"
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                          Once upon a time...

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                            Once upon a time...

                            LOL Rachele. Being the Sr. Member around here Paula, I know you will not argue me on this point.
                            I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                              Once upon a time...

                              Geesh...And women say men are shallow....Soooo hes got a washboard stomach....Firm Pecs...Muscular arms...Chisled Jawline and can proberly go like the energiser bunny....

                              But can he catch fish....I fear not.....What a looser..






                              I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                              One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                                Once upon a time...

                                Macks, if you have been following our journey at all, you will see I was the least shallow. I loved Pedro, node and all, in his original form. And I was called a tramp on top of it all. :upset:
                                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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