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    Once upon a time...

    Hi Muffs & Fan,

    I'm ready to get behind the driving seat, I've heard that there is a good McDonalds on Mars, so i've set my Sat Nav & I'm ready to go. Watch the paint pots ladies......

    Before we set off I have some important safety announcements.....











    Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy ride......
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      Once upon a time...

      Turbulence bounced the flying silver bus. The muffins gripped on tight as it rocked dangerously from side to side and no-one could decide who should steer the bus away from its collision course. The bus was 15 minutes away from crashing into...
      Enough is enough

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        Once upon a time...

        :shocked: :xxx: :youwish: :giggle:
        Enough is enough

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          Once upon a time...

          LOL Fan.
          Only you....
          LOL
          Over 4 months AF :h

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            Once upon a time...

            .....the Island of Maui!

            "Ahhhh!" screamed the muffins as they tore through the air,
            "Stop the bus!" screamed Jenneh, as she tugged at her hair

            But no one could take control of this flight
            And the muffins were thrown right into a fright!

            When suddenly out of sky with a with a boom came....
            Over 4 months AF :h

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              Once upon a time...

              Mars ......................



              Anyone for Macdonalds .......................

              Sorry I put Maui in the sat nav but ....................speeling never was my strong point .........
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                Once upon a time...

                :egad:
                :h :h :h :h

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                  Once upon a time...

                  Wonder where will end up if I type 'uranus' in the sat nav? ...................

                  :rays:
                  sigpicXXX

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                    Once upon a time...

                    Hello all,

                    I know that mars is nice, but does anyone want to move on .....

                    The bus has been here for a long long time .....
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                      Once upon a time...

                      Let me know where to begin....I was never on the bus before
                      "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                        Once upon a time...

                        wow a virgin, been a while since we had one of those here ....

                        Down Fan, Down .....

                        It's the same as any other thread, read and post ....

                        Glad to have you on board .....
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                          Once upon a time...

                          Alrighty then...I'm ready to fly...let's go
                          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                            Once upon a time...

                            You must qualify to be a muffin in order to be on the bus, however, NP. Does your midriff overfloweth your pants, hence the term muffin? Then you are welcome. If you are a skinny bitch then lie and say you are one. Welcome. It is a rowdy crowd here.
                            I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                              Once upon a time...

                              Oh hell yes I'm a muffin...
                              "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                                Once upon a time...

                                Got some butter too
                                "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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