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[Mrs Macks]

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OMG...this is so funny, :H i've got a stich:H

[betty boop]

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Welcome on board Lisa, this bus is really fun .......

[betty boop]

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Apparently Fan will be back later with a pic of his balls .....

We wait with baited breath .......

[Allie]

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With all the new muffins now boarding the bus, The seats were now cramped, now creating a fuss.

"Ive got an idea" suggested the lastest Newgrl.... Lets get TWO buses, and give them a whirl!

So they counted the muffins, and official "muffin tally", But quickly they realized they were missing Allie...

Then several remembered, and exclaimed, "Oh I know!" She's headed to Vegas to audition for a show.

They sent her a text; the called on her cell, To make sure that their muffin was holding up well.

They learned very quickly she had not made the cut,
She said, "They will not allow my flabby muffin butt!"

But she took it okay, she took it in stride

[Allie]

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With all the new muffins now boarding the bus, the seats were now cramped, and they started to fuss.

"I've got an idea!" suggested the latest Newgirl... "Lets add another bus and give that a whirl!"

So they counted the numbers, and official "muffin tally", and soon they did realize, they were missing Allie.

Then several remembered, and exclaimed, "Oh, we know... she went out to Vegas to try out for a show." :H

Beth sent her a text, then called on her cell, to make sure that Allie was conducting herself well.

They learned very quickly that she didnt make the cut,
"The reason" Allie was told, was her "flabby muffin butt!"

"The girls here in Vegas are buffed and their tan,
"So go home please Allie, and take your muffin man!" :upset:

But Allie seemed calm, she took it in stride... As a matter of fact, she'd snagged a new ride!

"I've found us a bus, and the driver thinks he's Elvis,
Let's grab it and go, all of Vegas is before us!"

The security is quite good for a place like "Sin City", where the lights never dim and the women are pretty.

"There's lots of great shows, I just loved "Danny Gantz", So come out to Vegas, and Fan PUT ON YOUR PANTS!"

[Beaches]

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Your talent amazes me

[Mrs Macks]

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For Allie

[Mrs Macks]

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For Allie

[Allie]

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I think YOUR talent amazes me Mrs. Macks.... Thank You! ( I couldnt get these posted from my computer, so Mr and Mrs. Macks have helped me out)!

This is new bus driver and I... and the bus!

[Allie]

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Mrs Macks is a genius with this (or Mr. Macks?) But Fan... I guess that all depends on what kind of picture you are hoping to post? :H

[Mackeral]

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Fan...The original pic poster......As good as a man you are....Ball pics would make me abstain forever....and not from drink!!

[Quiescent]

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Allie, I know I've said this before......you are just stunning!

[Preciouspinot]

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Hours? can you back up this claim....

[Allie]

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So there you have it Lush.... an official "choking hazard"....
And do orange balls represent more than one hazard?

They look awful plastic, and a wee hard to grasp,
Fan do you have anything softer, or at least supply a clasp?

This is going south quick, so I'll end this little rhyme,
Cuz it looks like our poor Fan needs some personal time!

We hope you come along; just include some gratuity,
cuz as cute as they are; just might not make it through security!

Maybe something less plastic, and little more true,
and the color should resemble something more like blue?

Enough said; I'm going to bed!

[betty boop]

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LOL

So much has happened since I went to bed .....