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    Once upon a time...

    yes, you have a fight in you like no other and that is one of many reasons I love you Lush!
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      Once upon a time...

      God, how pathetic is it that my internet friends have me pegged? Imagine living with this person called Me???? LOL!!!
      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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        Once upon a time...

        We wouldn't have you any other way Lush!
        "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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          Once upon a time...

          LMAO!!! This just made my day!!!!!
          Rolling on the floor LMAO!!!!
          Over 4 months AF :h

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            Once upon a time...

            But as Pedro approached the seat where Hawk sat,
            Allie tripped him in the aisle, and he fell with a splat!

            "Oops!" said Allie with an innocent look....
            "I didnt mean too.. I was just reading my book!"

            But Pedro looked angry as he picked himself up,
            while Allie insisted she was innocent as a pup.

            "Okay, I was jealous; I'll finally admit it...
            I tripped you on purpose. I confess that I did it."

            "I was hoping you'd notice me as you sauntered up the aisle,
            And change your mind and sit with me for a while?"
            What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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              Once upon a time...

              The commotion Allie caused was over right quick
              And yes Pedro sat with her, so it did the trick

              The bus made a stop, it was fast, but it did
              And the muffins didn?t notice the new passenger get in

              But Pedro, oh Pedro, his eyes they lit up
              As he looked at this new lady and her shapely, thin butt

              Away from his seat, he must get himself free!
              He needed to meet her, the beautiful DidItForMe.



              (OK, I'm no poet, but I am on the bus!)
              Learning to live life on the outside of a bottle. :flower:

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                Once upon a time...

                Hmmmm, a newbie hitting on Pedro???!!! I feel myself becoming grumpy again..............

                (Nicely done though diditfor me. Shhh, don't tell anyone I said that)
                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                  Once upon a time...

                  So Lush and Allie exchanged a quick glance,
                  There was no way ole Pedro would be given this chance!

                  As Pedro stood up to go greet DIDITFORME,
                  Allie tripped him again, and he skinned his poor knee...
                  What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                    Once upon a time...

                    LMAO again!

                    Jenneh turned 'round and gave a sly grin
                    And with her free foot gave a kick to his shin!
                    Over 4 months AF :h

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                      Once upon a time...

                      Pedro was now certainly down for the count!
                      As the muffins were waiting, all ready to pounce!
                      Over 4 months AF :h

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                        Once upon a time...

                        Now Lush seeing Pedro all down on the floor,
                        made her mind start to wander and wishing for "more!"

                        She jumped from her seat and pretended to trip,
                        Just to fall on her Pedro, and to kiss his lip...

                        But she found herself in a most passionate embrace,
                        And I looked up in horror to see the look on DidIt's face!
                        What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                          Once upon a time...

                          Just choked on my diet soda! Thanks!
                          I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                            Once upon a time...

                            Welcome aboard DIDITFORME .....

                            This is soooo funny ......
                            sigpicXXX

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                              Once upon a time...

                              Bravo Pedro!!! LMAO!!!
                              I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                                Once upon a time...

                                The viagra turned up and everything was fine,
                                They had such fun, and without beer and wine..
                                But the sad thing was, as the day neared its end,
                                Four ladies couldn't sit and poor Pedro couldn't bend....
                                A F F L..
                                Alcohol Free For Life

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