Once upon a time...

[satori]

Once upon a time...

Then one of the troop
(Her name tag read "Boop")
started to giggle and flirt
"We girls are just shy
coz we've ne'er seen a guy
who looked quite so good in a skirt.

Satori said "Aye"
With a glint in his eye
"Ma hinches are strappin and strang
But my good lady wife
(who I love more than life)
would think your advances quite wrang"

So come home with me
and I'll put on some tea
I don't think I'll offer a dram
Cos you see, for me, Booze
Is very bad news
I hope you will all understaun'


Satori

xxx

[satori]

Once upon a time...

They stumbed for miles
O'er heather, o'er stiles
till they came upon Castle Satori.
It was black and foreboding
all dank and corroding
a shadow of it's former glory.

A few of the troop
shared a quick worried look
as the door opened wide with a groan
Bats flitted around,
ancient portraits stared down
and the wind in the ramparts did moan.

At the top of the stair
with long golden hair
stood a woman as pale as a ghost
no shadows were cast
by lamps as she passed
"Please, meet my wife" said our Host.


Satori

xxx

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Satori, Love your poetry .. sorry I can't do it !!!!!

Imagine Boop flirting ...... Never ..... Must have the wrong girl ......

I'd luv a cuppa though ..........

[satori]

Once upon a time...

My wife isn't well
As you can possibly tell
She cant go outside in the sun
But in full moon light
At the stroke of midnight.
is the time when she has all her fun.

At that time you see
She has people for tea
And not in the sense of a party!
a meal of fresh blood
is her favourite food
it returns her to vigour most hearty

it started you see
back in 1403
Count Dracula came for a stay
I caught them you see
necking on the settee
She has not been the same since that day!

But no need to worry
and no need to hurry
we have until morning at least
Right - who will be first?
She has quite a thirst
Should be a wonderful feast.


Satori

xxx

[tawnyfrog]

Once upon a time...

Well, Mr. Satori
your wife sounds quite gory
but I think I'll give it a go.
As I'm from Down Under
she'll probably chunder
when I offer, not neck,
but my toe.

[satori]

Once upon a time...

Well come on then Tawny
I hope you're quite brawny
My wife has the strength of ten men
One look from her eyes
could an Ox paralyse
Youll be the aperitif, then.

Satori

xxx

[irishlady]

Once upon a time...

The muffins felt fear
for the first time that year
as they huddled quite near the front door
My goodness said Betty
I'm feeling quite sweaty
and she swooned in a heap on the floor

The vampire flew down
and she said with a frown
I don't feel very well tonight
Lock them all up
for tomorrow we sup
and make sure you tie them up tight..

[satori]

Once upon a time...

With the sky turning light
hubby tied them up tight
And went back to his wife with a smile
The vampire felt queasy
"That toe WAS real cheesy
I think I'll lie down for a while"

Satori

xxx

[satori]

Once upon a time...

Well remember, my dear
The dawn's getting near
you can't sleep too long, truth be told
we can't keep them here
for a 12th of a year
by that time your meal will be cold!

Satori

xxx

[satori]

Once upon a time...

Oh - let them all go
Just the thought of that toe
has put me off food for a while
the next bright full moon
will come around soon
She said with a wearisome smile

So Mrs Satori
with appetites gory
was thwarted by Tawny frog's digit
While down in the hall
muffins - one and all
were nervous and starting to fidget.

The problem you see
was 1403
Remember what Satori said
he had seen his young Mrs.
and the Count sneaking kisses
it filled the poor muffins with dread.

their blood it ran cold
"He doesnt look old"
they said as they lay on the floor
"But we're in a real mess
cos he couldnt be less
than , let's see .....604!"

But his skin seemed so tight
No it just can't be right
The idea filled them with dread
then a voice filled the room
dread tones - dripping doom

"Well Muffins - it just ain't your night"


Satori

xxx

[tawnyfrog]

Once upon a time...

Hang with the old Count 'til the next full moon?
Don't think so ... not likely ... no thanks.
Whilst my legs may be praised in some parts of the world -
I value my distal phalanx.

[satori]

Once upon a time...

A few seconds later
Mr Determinator
came knocking at Satori's door
"Oh who can that be?
and right before tea
when my powers just couldn't be lower"

The door opened wide
and from just outside
came a terrible smell - it was PHEW!
A voice said "just me,
the incredible "D"
with a CRAPLOAD of garlic for YOU!"

With a swish of his cloak
and a puff of blue smoke
Satori was gone in a jiffy
Mr D. says the story
killed the vampire Satori
but the story's decidedly iffy

Satori's right here
Avoiding the beer
and acting all normal and nice
but take it from me
if he invites you for tea
I'd stongly suggest you think twice!

Satori

xxx

[satori]

Once upon a time...

tawnyfrog;131184 wrote: Hang with the old Count 'til the next full moon?
Don't think so ... not likely ... no thanks.
Whilst my legs may be praised in some parts of the world -
I value my distal phalanx.

While I knew that a digit, while rhyming with fidget
was not the right word for a toe
only REAL smarty pants know of words like phalanx
so I thought I would give it a go.

I should have known better
than post one wrong letter
everyone here is too bright
With apology said
I'm off to my bed
I'll wish you a very good nigt!


Satori

xxx

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

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[Determinator]

Once upon a time...

what's that streak through the night? what a garlicy sight...
a man with a papery cape.
I'm Garlic-Man he said, smashing cloves on his head
while the forum stood mouths all agape.
I've come to your land, to rescue from bland,
that horrible tasteless dispair
Satori's and tawnys won't be scrawny
and Irish Kittys will take pungent repair.
So garlic has appeal
and a healthful zeal
as the papery husks blow away
take stock in this tuber, including young Booper
and you'll keep all thine vampires at bay