Then one of the troop
(Her name tag read "Boop")
started to giggle and flirt
"We girls are just shy
coz we've ne'er seen a guy
who looked quite so good in a skirt.
Satori said "Aye"
With a glint in his eye
"Ma hinches are strappin and strang
But my good lady wife
(who I love more than life)
would think your advances quite wrang"
So come home with me
and I'll put on some tea
I don't think I'll offer a dram
Cos you see, for me, Booze
Is very bad news
I hope you will all understaun'
Satori
xxx
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