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    #61
    Weds 17th January

    New Book..." The Art of Procrastination"
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      #62
      Weds 17th January

      Here's my addition for the day and one of the reasons I sometimes drink to excess.

      I had a rough morning today that was topped off when my 6 year old squirted a blue Go-Gert onto himself and most of the kitchen. Not funny at the time, but now, pretty funny because the insane look on my face actually caused him to take a step back from me after he did it.

      Now prior to this, I had doctor a cat scratch, deal with "I don't want to go to school today", and then come into my child's room to find him dressed in something different then what I had picked out because we all know a 6 year old has better fashion sense then me.

      Oh and all of this made us late for school. Bad Mommy!

      It's a good thing I already put a 0 in drink counter for today and we have basketball tonight. I should have brought some Calm Forte with me to work. Sigh!

      Laura
      Humor is just another defense against the universe!

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        #63
        Weds 17th January

        Laura, take 5 very deep breaths and let them out slowly........better than calmes forte!
        :h :h :h :h

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          #64
          Weds 17th January

          Sorry about your morning Laura. I find mornings to be so stupidly stressful but thankfully my daughter has to wear a uniform to school which really simplifies things. Awesome job on your AF days!!!!!

          I am also wondering and worried about Jude. Jude, are you okay? Is your finger better? Please check in. And where is everyone else? Where is Paula to tell me how everything I say is brilliant? Where is MKR with her Universe quote and her cheery personality? E, are you doing okay?

          Did you all just have problems logging on a minute or so ago? I figured Jen was in a full blown panic attack over it. LOL.
          I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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            #65
            Weds 17th January

            I did panic a little. I wasen't going to say anything but I cannot lie....yeah, where did everyone go? Where did Fan go? Fan?
            Over 4 months AF :h

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              #66
              Weds 17th January

              Breathing, breathing, breathing, breathing, breathing, Thanks Rachele!

              No trouble getting on.

              I would love uniforms. They are so cute.

              Judie, Judie, Judie ????

              I have the secretary to the prez of the company I am working for today waiting on me. She crashed her computer yesterday. Of course she doesn't know how it happened, but my guess is it was the Email, mark SPAM that she opened just to see what it was. What a putz. :H

              Back later.

              Laura
              Humor is just another defense against the universe!

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                #67
                Weds 17th January

                I'm just here to confess.

                I was TERRIBLE last night. With a capital T. You know you are bad off when you are asking for a room to be delivered to your drink.
                What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                  #68
                  Weds 17th January

                  I'm just here to confess.

                  I was TERRIBLE last night. With a capital T. You know you are bad off when you are asking for a room to be delivered to your drink. OH, and I just woke up. What time is it?
                  What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                    #69
                    Weds 17th January

                    Oh Allie-kins - its 3pm eastern time, so I think its about noon for you. You okay?
                    WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!
                    Over 4 months AF :h

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                      #70
                      Weds 17th January

                      Oh Allie I am sorry. It sounded like it was going to be a fun evening. I hope the sleep helped you.........
                      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                        #71
                        Weds 17th January

                        It's the free drinks!! They would have been my downfall too!!!
                        Over 4 months AF :h

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                          #72
                          Weds 17th January

                          Allie.....well umm...it's Vegas... Look on the bright side..you remember What you said!
                          Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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                            #73
                            Weds 17th January

                            HI all!

                            Well the Universe is getting as long winded as me! I do not make this stuff up!!

                            _________________________________
                            Do you know what most people wish for, when it comes to improving their own life?

                            More stuff. Especially abundance.

                            Because they think having more stuff will contribute to their overall happiness.

                            But do you know what most people wish for when it comes to the lives of the ones they most love and cherish?

                            Happiness, peace, creative work, fulfilling relationships.

                            Because they understand that once these things are in order, stuff, especially abundance, will automatically take care of itself.

                            One of these two things doesn't belong with the other...

                            ****The Universe
                            _________________________________

                            Had such a fun time in here yesterday afternoon. Thanks all for the laughs!! People in my building now know I am certifiably insane!

                            Now in the "proper" order:

                            Majestic oh, senior of senior members Lush, bowing as it looks like you are coming to grips with not being the only one in the senior category! We appreciate your grand gestures of acceptance for our illustrious second majestic senior member, Jen, ABS Fab Kathy and now, our senior male member, Fan. (You are right, just need to rephrase that one! How about First Male of senior status? does that make you still feel like a dirty old man, graying hair and all?!!) For the four of you we graciously bow/ curtsy, kiss your feet, what ever you would like us to do . . just say the word, consider it done by your humble "post impaired" servants.

                            Had to run as my part timer got in yesterday, and I was having such fun! My day has been filled with meetings and people in my office, including my bookkeeper who tries her best monthly to wipe out my check book balance with gross receipt taxes, and when quarterlies are due like this month, YUCK##!! I do sometimes wonder if I only work to pay taxes and insurance.

                            Allie, sorry that happened. Sleep it off, today is another day/ night / afternoon who really does know in Vegas?

                            Hugs and Love to all who have been here and all to come later today,
                            Mary

                            PS: Get out the helicopters, ground support, snow mobiles and emergency vehicles to look for Judie. MISS YOU GIRL!! Hope it is just a too busy to post kind of thing.

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                              #74
                              Weds 17th January

                              Laura--I know those mornings well...I always seem to be in such a rush. It doesn't help that my 9 year old son has to use a hair straightener and that always makes us late as he is like Greg Brady with his hair.
                              Allie---I know those mornings well....don't beat yourself up as we are so good at doing.
                              Lushy-I'm almost halfway done with DRY----I am literally laughing out loud...and I don't normally laugh at loud at anything..good book.

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                                #75
                                Weds 17th January

                                I TOLD YOU!!!!! I had to put the book down many times so I could sit and laugh. And your son uses a hair straightener? Now THAT makes me laugh too.................
                                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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